UPDATE 28-Mar-2012: I think I may be scaring some people off with my churlish and silly parlance. When I wrote it, I was both a bit younger and in a very foolish mood indeed. So please, please don't take it seriously. I'm leaving it up because, well, I'm quite proud of it, despite its self-evident obnoxiousness. As an aside, per the subject line, if you cannot differentiate betwixt bullshit and empathy, please move along. If you can, and prefer the latter, please don't let the irreducible asininity of my profile deter your responding. And yes, I know there are probably a few grammatical mistakes that I've yet to catch...again, was just being purposefully brash and stupid, don't want to seem hypocritical. Jeff Skilling was posed this question by his matriculating interviewer for Harvard Business, "Are you smart?". His pithy retort, "I'm *fucking* smart!" Well, so am I, unabashedly so. While my talents, unlike Skilling's, don't rest in the financial and mathematical realms, we do share a penchant for creativity, theorization, philosophical synthesis, and above all a macabre, abrasive and sardonic sense of humor. I can't (and frankly refuse to) help that- my life experience has indelibly imprinted it on my perality. I'm extremely well-read in the realms of philosophy, history, political science, topical humor and current events, though I could certainly use more exposure to fiction (especially given the great currency of escapism). I want someone equally disposed, preferably to exhilarating, borderline maniacal John Galt levels. However, unlike Galt, I'm not without my altruistic and sensitive side (neither, do I suspect, was Rand…, or at least she must've been good in bed… (I am eagerly awaiting Greenspan's posthumous musings on the subject). While I can be *extremely* crass and somewhat domineering conversationally, in the presence of a cerebral, stern, aggressive woman I melt and relent easily. Unfortunately women of my generation are widely lacking either substance or confidence, and I'm thus primarily seeking an older, wiser, more experienced (carnally *and* empirically) woman to usher my heretofore dormant sensuality to the fore while riding me harder intellectually. I cannot stress enough the importance of at least some modicum of regularity; I've had one one-night stand and that was enough. NOTICE: As there's nothing especially incriminating about my profile I really don't give a damn if you use any portion of it in whatever furtive, dastardly research you might be conducting. Anyone representing academic, psychiatric, podiatric, pediatric, geriatric, priapic, or metastatic institutions are welcome to pilfer to his heart's delight. Just have the courtesy to e-mail me for formal permission, which I'll only grant if I can view, critique and edit your proposal. I can't stand people who purport to be researchers and can't weave a simple sentence together. I also have a veritable retinue of opinions concerning OSNs and their intellectually, socially and emotionally destructive nature, which have apparently been verified empirically in a (now not so) new book entitled "The Dumbest Generation: How the Digital Age Stupefies Young Americans and Jeopardizes Our Future (Or, Don't Trust Anyone Under 30)". Check that text out for an alternative to the usual elitist, eugenicist, condescending Lippmann-esque pedantry dominating media research (i.e. how to effectively manipulate the feckless peons, entirely at the expense of the collective dictional, syntactical, grammatical and intellectual propriety). And if you disagree, do what I did most every lonesome Saturday evening in college- go fuck yourself.

My Ideal Person Any and all comers welcome (big, small, short, tall, blond, brunette, redhead, whatever). Just be able to sustain a conversation for more than five minutes and we'll be fine. Hell, even if you can't, just indulge my foolishness occasionally and I won't complain.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Ed Gallagher and Al Shean, Jose Feliciano, Blind Willie, Doc
Watson, Bob Wills, Arthur Collins

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, Bela Lugosi's coffin

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Mutual Masturbation, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Tyne Daly all the way, baby!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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