I look like Barney Fife and I have a three inch penis, no legs and I'm autistic. Wanna fuck? Lol right. Well you wouldn't believe other bullshit I might say either. So here's me!!! I'm in great shape with plenty of energy. I'm a middle aged seaed male. I bit the bullet and uploaded the lousy result of an attempt at self photography with a cell phone. I'm the . I love to spoil my lovers with lonnng sensuous hot oil massages with my strong but gentle hands. ...........after an evening of flirting and fun. Can make good conversation but didn't pay for a membership to chat forever. Let's head for something fun and erotic hon. That's what you want or you wouldn't be on aff, right. We'll certainly have a class act evening. I want to entertain you and leave you smiling. Love to entertain couples. Life's too short an. d expensive to waste time game playing. Let's move forward babe. Be clean and serious about what you want to do with me. basically means boy toy!!! Can you come out and play? It feels sooooo dorky to advertise myself....but there it is. Let's talk a little but after two or three message exchanges on here, let's exchange cell numbers so we can talk for real eh?....I won't try and sell you viagra.....don't need it myself. I need to get rid od an erection. That damn blue pill won't do that. I need to have an orgasm...or two...or seven. Anyway....contact me!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Journey, Aerosmith, Styx, Scorpions, Reo Speedwagon,
Foriegner

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Leather, Latex, Massage, If chemistry is right, our foreplay begins at dinner

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
The lady who played the "white witch" in thee
"Narnia" movies. She is so feminine, yet so
strong.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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