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The Shot Heard Around the World
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The Shot Heard Around the World I bought a fresh fruit cup for my lunch yesterday. Simple, healthy..... Strawberries and pineapple. What could go wrong?? Yah.... So, there I was, sitting at a lunch table small talking with a few coworkers that were sprinkled throughout the break room. I'd wiped down my table, washed my hands, grabbed a plastic fork from the fork basket and begun to settle in. "So, what did you guys do last night, did you have any inkling he was coming?" "No, I had no clue. Oh my God! I was sitting in my office....." And, this was the magical moment. You know the one... The one where I wind up covered in strawberry pineapple juice in front of an entire break room full of people. "And all of a sudden...." POP! In a moment that couldn't have been timed better, my fruit cup exploded open in my hand as I attempted to pull off the lid, a sound rivaling a gun shot echoing from the walls. Fruit juice dots peppered my glasses as I looked over at the table next to me and burst out laughing. "Only you [Secret_lade], only you...." Removing the glasses, I grabbed a square of paper towel and attempted to wipe them clean. That only managed to make things worse.... "Oh.... good.... God. Fuck it. So, what's going on with the rest of you? Anyone else going to wear their lunch for the rest of their day with me??" The break room erupted in laughter and The Most Irritating Coworker on the Planet started in on the gun shot jokes. Good news / bad news? Good news.... Got to spend the rest of the day smelling like strawberry pineapple! Bad news.... Got to spend the rest of my day covered in a sticky film. Eh... What can I say. It was a Tuesday. Happy Wednesday! |
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3/14/2022 6:58 am |
"Got to spend the rest of my day covered in a sticky film" is how most of these blog posts seem to end.....
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You do live an exciting life! It is just one that is exciting in rather unusual ways and so many involve food trying to keep your calorie count down. If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin." I always behave. Preferably not well. 
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I actually am part Irish. My grandparents on my dad's side came from Ireland. 
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Whenever I have a pudding cup, I'm always afraid I'll do what WyoCowboy7751 said he did and wind up wearing it, so I make sure it's sitting on the table and I hold it down to peel the cover off. I've never gotten any fresh fruit cups though but now if I ever do, I'll be thinking of your experience...and make sure it's pointed anywhere but at me!
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good thing where not outside on a hot summer day every fly and or bee would be all over you. at least your third shift guy wasn't there offering to lick you clean lolololololololol
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You need to start a blog with all your mishaps and your life at home, It would make a good continuing story!! Are you able to buy insurance, with al your mishaps , maybe!! Smile it could have ben worse, I could have been something you would not want to wear all day..
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Tutti Frutti Tuesday 
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Hope your night was better, and wohoo it's Humpday
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You and food really have a tough time together. Is there some gene in your system that says, "pick on me"?
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You paint the best stories with your words!
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At leasy your mishap bonded the team together!
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Ohhh dear!!! you aren't Irish by any chance??  If you smelled like strawberry/pineapple, then you smelled good to eat!
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Oh that sounds so much like something I would do.
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Anytime that you'd like to spend the day covered in a sticky film, I'd be glad to help
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Whenever I have a pudding cup, I'm always afraid I'll do what WyoCowboy7751 said he did and wind up wearing it, so I make sure it's sitting on the table and I hold it down to peel the cover off. I've never gotten any fresh fruit cups though but now if I ever do, I'll be thinking of your experience...and make sure it's pointed anywhere but at me! Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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good thing where not outside on a hot summer day every fly and or bee would be all over you. at least your third shift guy wasn't there offering to lick you clean lolololololololol
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You need to start a blog with all your mishaps and your life at home, It would make a good continuing story!! Are you able to buy insurance, with al your mishaps , maybe!! Smile it could have ben worse, I could have been something you would not want to wear all day.. Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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Tutti Frutti Tuesday 
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2/16/2022 8:42 am |
Hope your night was better, and wohoo it's Humpday
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You and food really have a tough time together. Is there some gene in your system that says, "pick on me"?
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You paint the best stories with your words!
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At leasy your mishap bonded the team together!
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Ohhh dear!!! you aren't Irish by any chance?? If you smelled like strawberry/pineapple, then you smelled good to eat!
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Didja have anything else besides that fruit 🥝 cup? 🤔
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Had a similar experience once with a Chocolate Pudding 😯 Was squeezing it to hard while attempting to get the foil cover off 😲 You might have guessed it ; half the cup on the front of my shirt 😖🤠
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It looked pretty fresh, right out of the produce department. I've bought them a million times before.... I'm still not quite sure what happened. The only thing we could surmise was that it had to have been old enough that the acid from the pineapple was fermenting the strawberries and creating CO2, which caused the explosion. I still ate it anyway. LOL Felt just fine.
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Oh that sounds so much like something I would do. This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.
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Anytime that you'd like to spend the day covered in a sticky film, I'd be glad to help
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Had a similar experience once with a Chocolate Pudding 😯 Was squeezing it to hard while attempting to get the foil cover off 😲 You might have guessed it ; half the cup on the front of my shirt 😖🤠
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Didja have anything else besides that fruit 🥝 cup? 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I bought a fresh fruit cup for my lunch yesterday. Simple, healthy..... Strawberries and pineapple. What could go wrong?? Yah.... So, there I was, sitting at a lunch table small talking with a few coworkers that were sprinkled throughout the break room. I'd wiped down my table, washed my hands, grabbed a plastic fork from the fork basket and begun to settle in. "So, what did you guys do last night, did you have any inkling he was coming?" "No, I had no clue. Oh my God! I was sitting in my office....." And, this was the magical moment. You know the one.... The one where I wind up covered in strawberry pineapple juice in front of an entire break room full of people. "And all of a sudden...." POP! In a moment that couldn't have been timed better, my fruit cup exploded open in my hand as I attempted to pull off the lid, a sound rivaling a gun shot echoing from the walls. Fruit juice dots peppered my glasses as I looked over at the table next to me and burst out laughing. "Only you [Secret_lade], only you...." Removing the glasses, I grabbed a square of paper towel and attempted to wipe them clean. That only managed to make things worse.... "Oh.... good.... God. Fuck it. So, what's going on with the rest of you? Anyone else going to wear their lunch for the rest of their day with me??" The break room erupted in laughter and The Most Irritating Coworker on the Planet started in on the gun shot jokes. Good news / bad news? Good news.... Got to spend the rest of the day smelling like strawberry pineapple! Bad news.... Got to spend the rest of my day covered in a sticky film. Eh.... What can I say. It was a Tuesday. Happy Wednesday!
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