Improper planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.  

secret_lade 47F
12787 posts
7/7/2021 3:11 pm
Improper planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.


What kind of person shows up to an orientation with a wage verification form from an income based housing complex demanding it be filled out immediately or she will lose her apartment?!?

I'll tell you what kind of person...

The Crazy Bitch that was in my orientation class today.

Sometimes I'd like to be able to just tell people what I really think.

Listen here you fake blond saddle bag with eyes, it's not my fault you dicked around until the last minute to get a fucking job. It's not my fault that you're nearly homeless and it's not my fault that the company I work for has policies in place that they expect me to work to.

In no way, shape, or form am I going to jeopardize my job for you.

"I'm sorry, I'm unable to fill this out at the store level. You must use the wage verification form that was in your new hire packet."

"What do you mean you can't fill this out?!? I'm going to lose my apartment!"

"This is your first day, you aren't even showing up in our system yet. Even if I was allowed to, I don't even have access to any of your info."

Look here, you Crazy Bitch, you better just glare your fucking eyeballs into another direction because the more pissed you get at me, the less I even want to help you.

"Let me send an email to HRMS and see if they have the ability to complete this form for you."

"They better! I don't want to have to quit this job but I will if I can't get this filled out."

Um.... Yah.

The solution to your problem in your mind is quitting your job...... Then, fucking quit.

At least then I won't have to deal with your white trash drama.

Cause, you know, with people like her, this is only the TIP of the iceberg.

The Crazy Carnival is about to pull into town.

Good lord... Wish me luck!

secret_lade 47F
8052 posts
7/8/2021 2:44 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    She's best quit before she grows another head...while ahead!
I actually wish she would quit, I have a feeling she's going to be a big pain in the ass.


secret_lade 47F
8052 posts
7/8/2021 2:44 pm

    Quoting  :

I've come to the conclusion that there is not that point. Crazy was still calling the store over this today and had her apartment complex calling us too. Good God!


secret_lade 47F
8052 posts
7/8/2021 2:42 pm

    Quoting WyoCowboy7751:
    wage verification form from an income based housing complex There was a gal that brought one of those the first day of work She was told to take it too the Payroll Office A short time later , she was seen storming out of the office ; ranting about how she was going to take this company too court Payroll Clerk stepped to training room door and told Trainer ( Me ) that she obviously would not be returning because she demanded that form be filled out showing $2 less an hour than what she was actually going to make Payroll Clerk Refused to sign it Upon return to her office ; she intended to call Housing Authority about her and the Threat made
Most companies only allow employment verifications through the Work Number because there is no way to be dishonest or report lower wages.... etc. It's a third party not affiliated with the company and the info is based on social security number of the worker. It's kind of sad when you have to resort to this kind of stuff because so many people are trying to work the system.


secret_lade 47F
8052 posts
7/8/2021 2:33 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Now I can see how she got in her current financial bind.
I don't feel one shred of pity for people that do this stuff.


citizen4722 63M  
72706 posts
7/8/2021 12:28 pm

She's best quit before she grows another head...while ahead!


WyoCowboy7751 68M
2113 posts
7/8/2021 5:47 am

wage verification form from an income based housing complex There was a gal that brought one of those the first day of work She was told to take it too the Payroll Office A short time later , she was seen storming out of the office ; ranting about how she was going to take this company too court Payroll Clerk stepped to training room door and told Trainer ( Me ) that she obviously would not be returning because she demanded that form be filled out showing $2 less an hour than what she was actually going to make Payroll Clerk Refused to sign it Upon return to her office ; she intended to call Housing Authority about her and the Threat made


mc_justmc 61M  
6752 posts
7/8/2021 4:50 am

Now I can see how she got in her current financial bind.


secret_lade 47F
8052 posts
7/8/2021 3:25 am

    Quoting flannel_light:
    I say she sounds like my drama queen daughter at times. Good luck girl you'll need it
I'm fairly certain she's not going to get that form filled out by HRMS, they're pretty strict about using the Work Number.... So she may be quitting and I may not need the luck! *fingers crossed*


secret_lade 47F
8052 posts
7/8/2021 3:24 am

    Quoting nsnguystill:
    OMG!OMG! how could you think of letting such a prize slip through your fingers. drop everything the second and run to HR. do not call. abandon orientation. run to HR demand they pay, at least three month rent, till they can straighten out her forms...
    there is no comedy that can compare to reality
You are spot on! You can't make up the stuff I experience on a weekly basis. I often wonder just how in the hell these people make it this far in life.


secret_lade 47F
8052 posts
7/7/2021 8:26 pm

    Quoting positively4you:
    I cant pay rent but I just may have to quit this job. What did I miss? Govt handouts ceased?
I know, right!?! What crazy logic is that???


secret_lade 47F
8052 posts
7/7/2021 8:23 pm

    Quoting benard69:
    It's bad when you quit on a New Hire Orientation But there are some Bat Shit Crazies out there...Good Luck!
This woman was something else. I can empathize that she was concerned about her living situation, but I'm not the one who put her in that situation. All her.


flannel_light 59F  
3879 posts
7/7/2021 8:12 pm

I say she sounds like my drama queen daughter at times. Good luck girl you'll need it

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


nsnguystill 69M
327 posts
7/7/2021 7:04 pm

OMG!OMG! how could you think of letting such a prize slip through your fingers. drop everything the second and run to HR. do not call. abandon orientation. run to HR demand they pay, at least three month rent, till they can straighten out her forms...
there is no comedy that can compare to reality

there is a world of difference between insane and stupid


positively4you 72F  
4426 posts
7/7/2021 5:43 pm

I cant pay rent but I just may have to quit this job. What did I miss? Govt handouts ceased?


secret_lade 47F
8052 posts
7/7/2021 5:24 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    I understand, these people think the world owes them something.. It is time for people to think and look ahead. It may surprise some of them there is a pretty good ole world out there, you just have to be aware of where you are in it..
These are the..... why does everything happen to me? Everything is always out of my control! It's someone else's fault! people. They piss me off.


Majorcarded 56M
1 post
7/7/2021 4:58 pm

RLMFAO!!


benard69 63M/63F  
6101 posts
7/7/2021 4:14 pm

It's bad when you quit on a New Hire Orientation But there are some Bat Shit Crazies out there...Good Luck!


lonlyforlove2 78M
33378 posts
7/7/2021 4:10 pm

I understand, these people think the world owes them something.. It is time for people to think and look ahead. It may surprise some of them there is a pretty good ole world out there, you just have to be aware of where you are in it..

Be sure to check in at "Lonly's Place" you may get a smile

be sure to check:
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The Saga of the ol lonly man
Major companies are waking up


secret_lade 47F
8052 posts
7/7/2021 3:12 pm

What kind of person shows up to an orientation with a wage verification form from an income based housing complex demanding it be filled out immediately or she will lose her apartment?!?

I'll tell you what kind of person....

The Crazy Bitch that was in my orientation class today.

Sometimes I'd like to be able to just tell people what I really think.

Listen here you fake blond saddle bag with eyes, it's not my fault you dicked around until the last minute to get a fucking job. It's not my fault that you're nearly homeless and it's not my fault that the company I work for has policies in place that they expect me to work to.

In no way, shape, or form am I going to jeopardize my job for you.

"I'm sorry, I'm unable to fill this out at the store level. You must use the wage verification form that was in your new hire packet."

"What do you mean you can't fill this out?!? I'm going to lose my apartment!"

"This is your first day, you aren't even showing up in our system yet. Even if I was allowed to, I don't even have access to any of your info."

Look here, you Crazy Bitch, you better just glare your fucking eyeballs into another direction because the more pissed you get at me, the less I even want to help you.

"Let me send an email to HRMS and see if they have the ability to complete this form for you."

"They better! I don't want to have to quit this job but I will if I can't get this filled out."

Um.... Yah.

The solution to your problem in your mind is quitting your job...... Then, fucking quit.

At least then I won't have to deal with your white trash drama.

Cause, you know, with people like her, this is only the TIP of the iceberg.

The Crazy Carnival is about to pull into town.

Good lord... Wish me luck!


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