Squirt revisited.  

OneStrangeBeast 49M  
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10/24/2020 10:38 am

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Squirt revisited.

The Beast covered the phenomenon of female "squirting" years ago here in the Burrow, but I thought I'd revisit the topic once again.
There are still a large number of women who either claim to be squirters in their profiles, or express the desire to find a partner who can make them squirt.
I've said it before and I'll repeat myself here. You aren't squirting. To be more specific...you aren't squirting what you think you may be squirting. What you're doing is pissing the bed, floor, car seat, or other location you're occupying at the moment you achieve the mythical squirt.
That's not to say you and your partner aren't having a grand time, or that you aren't genuinely feeling extra satisfied. It's just a fact.
There isn't a Top Secret reservoir hidden deep inside your lady parts which holds a cup of "squirt" just waiting to be tapped. Science would have found that sucker by now.
All serious research into squirting has revealed the liquid to be chemically identical to urine, because that's what it is. Researchers have even measured the amount of liquid in women's bladders before and after they achieve DEFCON SQUIRT, and sure enough, their bladders empty during the event.
All The Beast is saying is that you can change your list of kinks from including Squirting to enjoying Golden Showers.


japaneseass 53F  
49934 posts
10/24/2020 3:49 pm

lol...oh kaaayyy...i am a squirter but now

i am a bed wetter...


how that sounds to you...lol...


Cuteandhorny234 44M
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10/24/2020 5:29 pm

Wowo...hot


Lkn4funwith2 55M
1017 posts
10/24/2020 6:51 pm

You are WRONG. Have you tasted a woman's juice that squirts out? It is NOT URINE.


OneStrangeBeast 49M  
2171 posts
10/28/2020 3:06 pm

You aren't actually telling me that I'm wrong. You're telling the scientists who have proven what I'm saying that they're wrong. Maybe there's a Nobel Prize waiting for you if you can prove otherwise.


Lkn4funwith2 55M
1017 posts
10/29/2020 12:56 am

If YOU cannot prove your point, then you ARE wrong. You obviously have never had sex with a woman who DOES squirt. Until you do, stick to what you know. By the way, scinece has proven that it is impossible for bees to fly, so you should inform the bees that they are not actually flying. Now THAT will earn you a Nobel Prize.


OneStrangeBeast 49M  
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10/29/2020 12:47 pm

LOL. Such hostility. I think I did prove my point by including the headline to the article discussing the scientific study. The only evidence you provided was that you don't believe "squirt" tastes like urine. Without conducting a scientific study of my own, I would imagine that being sue to the liquid being prematurely coaxed from the bladder before it's had time to fully convert to what we call urine.
On a side note - Scientists have no problem with the flight of bees. Non scientists do.


OneStrangeBeast 49M  
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10/29/2020 12:55 pm

In case one article wasn't enough, here's another discussing, once again, how "squirt" is primarily urine.


Lkn4funwith2 55M
1017 posts
10/30/2020 12:51 am

    Quoting OneStrangeBeast:
    LOL. Such hostility. I think I did prove my point by including the headline to the article discussing the scientific study. The only evidence you provided was that you don't believe "squirt" tastes like urine. Without conducting a scientific study of my own, I would imagine that being sue to the liquid being prematurely coaxed from the bladder before it's had time to fully convert to what we call urine.
    On a side note - Scientists have no problem with the flight of bees. Non scientists do.
Good job! Now you are making sense. The next thing you need to do is to find a woman who DOES squirt so that you can confirm your belief. I have been with 3 women (separately) who DO squirt, and the squirted juice from each woman tasted like distilled water, every single time. Needless to say, the juice was completely clear and odorless. Before you present your opinion as truth, you must first confirm what you read. I already did the hands-on research.


OneStrangeBeast 49M  
2171 posts
10/30/2020 3:19 am

LOL. Yes. I'm sure you broke out some test tubes and did a chemical analysis.
You're just being ridiculous at this point. I'm not presenting my opinion. I've given two different articles which discuss the actual, scientific, laboratory proven results.
You keep telling me I have to prove what I'm writing about. Scientists have already done that. You haven't proven a thing. All you've done is repeatedly assure the readers that you're pretty sure you haven't been tasting urine.
Keep believing your taste buds are better than laboratory equipment . I'm done.


OneStrangeBeast 49M  
2171 posts
10/30/2020 3:41 am

And...to repeat myself as my final thought...

The reason the squirt you've encountered didn't fully taste or smell like urine should have in your mind is most likely due to it being prematurely expelled before fully going through the digestive processes which create urine. The women most likely didn't need to urinate already or they would have probably done it before getting down to business.
But, again.... enjoy believing you've got it all figured out and that anybody who says otherwise must have never made a woman squirt themselves.


Lkn4funwith2 55M
1017 posts
10/30/2020 9:23 am

It has been fun exchanging information with you. Like I said before, stick to what you know, which appears to be COSPLAY. That is REALITY to you, but it must be exciting.


OneStrangeBeast 49M  
2171 posts
10/30/2020 12:14 pm

If anyone would care to read the results published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, I've provided a link if it works. They mention that the bladders of the test subjects would quickly refill during sexual arousal even though they had emptied their bladders just before the experiment. That supports my previous assertion that the liquid doesn't have time to fully convert to urine before being expelled.
You can trust a scientific journal or a random taste tester on Fuck Mates. Your choice.

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/jsm.12799


Lkn4funwith2 55M
1017 posts
10/31/2020 12:48 am

Thanks for the links, but I have already read several scientific journals on the subject, and I do not agree with them. I trust my own experiences.


OneStrangeBeast 49M  
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10/31/2020 4:29 am

Pure genius walks amongst us.


Lkn4funwith2 55M
1017 posts
10/31/2020 10:59 am

There is one in every corner. Question... what would you do if a woman you are having sex with "squirts" on you?


author51 57F
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11/4/2020 6:08 am

I did a blog post similar to this last year.I am no squirter nor ever want to be and always thought it was indeed more urine than anything else.. Good post..

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onelastchan00 51F  
2332 posts
11/4/2020 7:48 am

As A squirter myself all I will say is ITS NOT URINE
yes its odorless colorless and definately does NOT taste like urine at all
Ones who CANT shudnt chime in even including Scientests

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OneStrangeBeast 49M  
2171 posts
11/5/2020 9:58 am

OK, onelastchan.....

If it's not primarily urine, what exactly is it and where is it hiding before being expelled? I'm not talking about a bit of thick, whiteish gush running down the thighs. I'm talking about the women who literally shoot out half a cup or more of the mostly thin, clear liquid that soaks the sheets. If it isn't coming from the bladder, someone please enlighten me as to where that much liquid is hiding that medical science can't seem to find a location for?


OneStrangeBeast 49M  
2171 posts
11/5/2020 10:02 am

At this point, I honestly just think people don't want to admit they're playing with pee.


OneStrangeBeast 49M  
2171 posts
11/5/2020 10:34 am

I'll give you doubters this much. You're technically correct according to my initial beliefs which have been backed up by two different studies now. The liquid isn't "fully" urine. It doesn't stay in the bladder long enough to completely convert chemically.
You could also take partially digested food from the large intestines and claim it isn't fully shit yet. You know.....if that's your thing.


OneStrangeBeast 49M  
2171 posts
11/5/2020 10:46 am

Patiently waiting for someone to claim the Skene's glands hold half a cup or more of clear liquid and doctors just haven't figured it out yet.


onelastchan00 51F  
2332 posts
11/5/2020 12:44 pm

    Quoting OneStrangeBeast:
    I'll give you doubters this much. You're technically correct according to my initial beliefs which have been backed up by two different studies now. The liquid isn't "fully" urine. It doesn't stay in the bladder long enough to completely convert chemically.
    You could also take partially digested food from the large intestines and claim it isn't fully shit yet. You know.....if that's your thing.
number one thats disgusting,,, and number 2 urine stains sheets while squirt does not and also if a woman is Squirting it shoots out and urine does not otherwise women would urinate standing up as men do, one more thing being a mother of 6 boys i honestly can tell u urine burns the eyes as i found out the hard way changing diapers,,, i do know for a fact when i squirt it does NOT burn the eyes dont need any males to tell me otherwise be it Doctors or scientists or men that think they know everything

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OneStrangeBeast 49M  
2171 posts
11/6/2020 3:09 am

LOL....

1) Google "Women pissing standing up." and I'll bet you my next paycheck that women can, in fact, squirt urine several feet if they practice.

2) I've already explained multiple times that the liquid doesn't stay in the bladder long enough to fully convert to its smelling, tasting, and eye burning full potential, but keep ignoring that.

3) I see at no point did you actually attempt to explain where that much liquid could otherwise be hiding in the body or what its composition might otherwise be.

4) Have fun playing with pee everyone.


OneStrangeBeast 49M  
2171 posts
11/6/2020 3:17 am

"Results: Female ejaculation orgasm manifests as either a female ejaculation (FE) of a smaller quantity of whitish secretions from the female prostate or a squirting of a larger amount of diluted and changed urine. Both phenomena may occur simultaneously. The prevalence of FE is 10-54%."

"Diluted and changed urine."

Damn those scientists and their chemical analysis.


OneStrangeBeast 49M  
2171 posts
11/6/2020 3:20 am

How much does someone want to bet that if the scientist's (male or female) findings supported the doubter's positions they would suddenly believe the science over their taste buds, eyes, or noses....


OneStrangeBeast 49M  
2171 posts
11/6/2020 3:30 am

LOL. I don't want to be accused of "mansplaining" next, so I'll get an assist from a woman. LOL


OneStrangeBeast 49M  
2171 posts
11/6/2020 3:51 am

She done went and pissed on you, fam. Roll with it. LOL


OneStrangeBeast 49M  
2171 posts
11/6/2020 3:59 am

Once again....

Patiently waiting for someone to claim that large amount of liquid is hiding inside a relatively tiny gland or something and manages to suddenly burst through Itty bitty teeny weeny tubes associated with glands as if they're suddenly capable of expanding to a quarter of an inch.

That should be fun.


OneStrangeBeast 49M  
2171 posts
11/6/2020 4:12 am

Stay tuned and get your popcorn ready....

Tonight's prime time movie-

Indiana Jones and the Search for the Imaginary Female Cum Sac.


OneStrangeBeast 49M  
2171 posts
11/6/2020 9:04 am

LOL. It's hilarious that you and what's his name assume I've never been with a woman who squirts simply because I know it's primarily urine. You still haven't offered your explanation for where this generous amount of liquid is hiding inside the female anatomy prior to being expelled. You haven't because there isn't a secret sac filled with female ejaculate.
You and he both turned to personal attacks of my photo which I posted for Halloween. If that's all you've got, I'm far from impressed.


OneStrangeBeast 49M  
2171 posts
11/6/2020 9:05 am

Go play with your secret cum sac I guess.


OneStrangeBeast 49M  
2171 posts
11/6/2020 9:07 am

Just don't dress up for Halloween. I'm sure you're all far too mature for something childish like that.


OneStrangeBeast 49M  
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11/7/2020 9:08 am

"Urine expelled from the bladder. Coital Incontinence (C is divided into 2 groups: women that have problems with incontinence in general, including during sexual activity, and women who lose urine only during orgasm. Women who squirt urine only during orgasm usually don’t identify it as urine because it is far more dilute and doesn't smell or look like urine even though it comes out of the bladder."

They sure don't want to identify it as urine. LOL
They're apparently convinced it isn't from the bladder because it doesn't look, smell, taste, or burn like fully cooked piss.

It's microwaved urine as opposed to slow cooker urine, if you will. LOL


BiggLala 48F  
29062 posts
11/16/2020 6:04 pm

OHHH...EMMMM...GEEEE! How did I miss this post?!?!?! This is hilarious.

First, I don't get why people get so offended when you tell them squirting is pee. Secondly, and what I REALLY want to know is...have any of the "it's NOT pee" crowd actually tasted urine to know the difference? I mean...that one guy asks, "Have you tasted a woman's juice that squirts out?" But...but...but...has he tasted pee, like...for a taste comparison? 🤔
(we won't mention that the smell/taste of urine fluctuates and is impacted by what we eat and drink...AND the more water we drink, the CLEARER the urine ).

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OneStrangeBeast 49M  
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11/20/2020 9:30 am

I'm guessing he has done a side by side taste test. None of them can answer the basic questions I repeatedly posed... If they don't believe it's from the bladders and primarily urine, what do they think it actually is and where in the female body is that generous amount of liquid hiding prior to being expelled? Simple enough


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