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This Week in Review
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This Week in Review Holy hell, that's six hours of misery I never want to experience again. That bedroom could have been used as a set prop for the movie 'Hostel'. Thing's I discovered during that journey: * An orange snow sled hidden under the bed. Really?!? When did we get a snow sled? * The closet door had been off the track for so long she literally didn't remember a time when it actually worked. Why did she not tell me about it?? * A little pile of sunflower seeds in the far corner of the bedroom. Wouldn't normally be so bad, except, none of us actually eat sunflower seeds. * The bedroom carpet beneath all that junk. I had to empty the vacuum canister three times while we uncovered the floor, section by section, but it eventually made it's appearance. * Together, the Spawn and I can accomplish anything! I'm still grossed out by the whole ordeal, but thanks to all the suggestions I received, I've got the situation nearly taken care of.  I know, I know! This time I know for certain. He knocked on my door and said "Hey, I'm moving out today." I wonder who will wind up being the next occupants in the apartment across the hall.... It's a little embarrassing eating my lunch with a napkin tucked into the neck of my shirt.... But I've decided I'm just going to have to do it! Every single day last week I wound up dropping food onto my chest while I was eating lunch. * Monday - salad dressing coated tomato * Tuesday - gravy dribble from a Healthy Choice tv dinner * Wednesday - broccoli floret from yet another Healthy Choice tv dinner * Thursday - yogurt from a blueberry that clung to the bottom of my spoon until I got it nearly to my lips. I swear to God there's a fucking bull's-eye on my chest! * Friday - chicken from my grilled caesar chicken salad wrap I've taken to eating my lunch with a Tide pen and hand wipes. Classy! And there you have it.... Another Sunday in the books. Let's just hope that next week is just as exciting. Happy Sunday! |
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Love to move on in as long as can enjoy some dinner with you maybe on you.
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It's a little awkward when you still have to work the rest of the day! LOL "Eyes up here, buddy, not on the food stains!" LOL
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The sunflowers seeds had me thinking "mouse".
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McLade!!!!  I'd like to offer my services as a chest-cleaner, if I may. My rates are very reasonable, I'm a hard worker, and I can offer a guarantee of 100% satisfaction........if you're interested, please just let me know! Hope you're well otherwise lovely girl, or as well as you can be.
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Were their actual flowers growing from those sunflower seeds? They had enough compost from the carpet
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Me too!
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Were their actual flowers growing from those sunflower seeds? They had enough compost from the carpet 
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McLade!!!! I'd like to offer my services as a chest-cleaner, if I may. My rates are very reasonable, I'm a hard worker, and I can offer a guarantee of 100% satisfaction........if you're interested, please just let me know! Hope you're well otherwise lovely girl, or as well as you can be.
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8/9/2021 4:56 am |
The sunflowers seeds had me thinking "mouse".
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We MUST see the chest to evaluate the situation and advise a game-plan!!!! Seriously!!!!! 
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Ild help you clean up the mess on your chest. We where all kids at one time and rooms could get out of control troll. As for your stud living may you have a new one to take his place. If I was looking Ild move in .lololll
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sounds like an interesting week
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totally freaked out about the 'sewer gnats'!
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house work is never done
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Wow what a week 
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Strangely enough, my takeaway from your post was the notion of offering my services as a chest cleanser. Why should pallattes have all the fun? (I am pro bib supporter and anti drain gnat abolisher by the way)
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Strangely enough, my takeaway from your post was the notion of offering my services as a chest cleanser. Why should pallattes have all the fun? (I am pro bib supporter and anti drain gnat abolisher by the way) My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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1 post 8/8/2021 11:00 pm |
Wow what a week
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8/8/2021 8:24 pm |
house work is never done
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8/8/2021 6:51 pm |
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totally freaked out about the 'sewer gnats'!
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1 post 8/8/2021 6:29 pm |
sounds like an interesting week
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Ild help you clean up the mess on your chest. We where all kids at one time and rooms could get out of control troll. As for your stud living may you have a new one to take his place. If I was looking Ild move in .lololll
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We MUST see the chest to evaluate the situation and advise a game-plan!!!! Seriously!!!!!
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Oh, I'm totally on board with the bib thing! I saw the cheese on his bib and thought.... Yep! That's me alright!
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Well You are still here, looks like you come throught it unscaved. Congrats and now get ready for next weeek!!!
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A thought occurred to me: Jade should post a pic of her chest with a bulls eye on it!
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This is pretty much the norm for me.... Never a dull moment!
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Well You are still here, looks like you come throught it unscaved. Congrats and now get ready for next weeek!!! Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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A thought occurred to me: Jade should post a pic of her chest with a bulls eye on it!
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