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Squeeze bottle mayonnaise....
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Squeeze bottle mayonnaise.... Modern day marvel? Or... Recipe for disaster! You be the judge....  A very happy Thanksgiving all my readers celebrate the Thanksgiving holiday. I hope you can all take the time reflect on the aspects of your life that you are truly thankful for. *Be thankful you didn't have clean out the lid my mayo bottle this morning. Gross! Happy Thanksgiving! |
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I'm currently on my second squeeze bottle of it. I never had that happen, and I prefer using the squeeze bottle to having to wash a knife
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I'm currently on my second squeeze bottle of it. I never had that happen, and I prefer using the squeeze bottle to having to wash a knife
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 One of my pet peeves McLade, especially when it dries out a bit......Hope you had a lovely day!   amp;
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One of my pet peeves McLade, especially when it dries out a bit...... Hope you had a lovely day!
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Mayonnaise is a disaster as a general rule of thumb.
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happy Thanksgiving 
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I'm not a big mayo user so the the jars would need to be thrown out long before I used most of it. I thought the squeeze container would be better because they're smaller.... Um, yah, no.
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Damn. Food porn. I think I like this more than actual porn. Yes I haven’t been laid since the Obama administration. I’m not a mayo fan but yes a BLT demands that condiment. Those squeeze bottles are satans joke on us all. Bad enough he made ketchup come out so slow but making us grip a tube roughly and squeeze until white goo is expelled? Evil!! Pure evil!!
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11/26/2020 9:19 pm |
Mayonnaise is a disaster as a general rule of thumb.
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happy Thanksgiving
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Damn. Food porn. I think I like this more than actual porn. Yes I haven’t been laid since the Obama administration. I’m not a mayo fan but yes a BLT demands that condiment. Those squeeze bottles are satans joke on us all. Bad enough he made ketchup come out so slow but making us grip a tube roughly and squeeze until white goo is expelled? Evil!! Pure evil!! My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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makin' bacon is one of my fave pastimes hmm well, second to shrimp today, it's all about the turkey I don't think I'll ever be vegetarian, I love animal cookies just sayin' hmm be safe The Who - "Squeeze Box" Mama's got a squeeze box She wears on her chest And when Daddy comes home He never gets no rest 'Cause she's playing all night And the music's alright Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night Well, the kids don't eat And the dog can't sleep There's no escape from the music In the whole damn street 'Cause she's playing all night And the music's alright Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night She goes in and out And in and out
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Perfect example of premature ejaculation.  It was excited about the bacon. 
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In some arts of Europe, (Holland I think, they put mayo on everything! Remember Pulp Fiction?) they sell mayo in large toothpaste style tubes. That's a pretty clever way of doing it..
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Perfect example of premature ejaculation. It was excited about the bacon. Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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In some arts of Europe, (Holland I think, they put mayo on everything! Remember Pulp Fiction?) they sell mayo in large toothpaste style tubes. That's a pretty clever way of doing it..
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Uh oh, did your mayonnaise bottle have an “accident”? Since it’s all white and messy, a “happy accident”? Maybe your mayo was just **that** happy to see you? (I could go on, but I don’t anybody wants me too LO Enjoy your Thanksgiving. Had to wipe a little of the white stuff from my lip....
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Squeeze bottles are a great idea. The execution of that idea has not be so great.
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makin' bacon is one of my fave pastimes hmm well, second to shrimp today, it's all about the turkey I don't think I'll ever be vegetarian, I love animal cookies just sayin' hmm be safe The Who - "Squeeze Box" Mama's got a squeeze box She wears on her chest And when Daddy comes home He never gets no rest 'Cause she's playing all night And the music's alright Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night Well, the kids don't eat And the dog can't sleep There's no escape from the music In the whole damn street 'Cause she's playing all night And the music's alright Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night She goes in and out And in and out To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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Squeeze bottles are a great idea. The execution of that idea has not be so great. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Yep, my favorite condiment. 🍷🍷😎❗❗
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Thanks my friend, enjoy your Thanksgiving Dinner That looks like something that doesn't usually come in a squeezy bottle   Lol!
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Omg! I love bacon!! The salty taste, the crispy texture... Yummo!
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It takes skill, my friend. First you neglect to snap the lid all the way shut and then you shake it to get the mayo down where it'll squeeze out. Open the lid and viola!
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Today.... I am thankful for wine. when the smoke alarm is going off and shit is boiling over on the stove, it really does help you see the humor in it all. It's just not a bona fide thanksgiving until you've nearly lost your mind.
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Uh oh, did your mayonnaise bottle have an “accident”? Since it’s all white and messy, a “happy accident”? Maybe your mayo was just **that** happy to see you? (I could go on, but I don’t anybody wants me too LO Enjoy your Thanksgiving. -- allgud69xxx Yeah ... that's right ... I went there .. Wanna msg, but can't - my Postbox blog Another way to say hi my Postbox
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Yep, my favorite condiment. 🍷🍷😎❗❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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11/26/2020 10:27 am |
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