I promise, I'm not. I didnt do a bunch of push-ups before i took my body picts. and, I get plenty of dates outside of impersonal and "rejection sting minimumizing" venues. California is rrrreally cool too. But, most of all, I totally would never jack-off to your profile pict. Besides, its not technically stalking if its just on-line....and i did ace that personality test they give us, they just havent updated it yet...Please pick me

My Ideal Person do people really read these? because i fucking dont. hhmmm...lets see....i want a girl who wants to get fucked..hard and a lot. Classy? The rest is incidental bullshit and you know it...or at least you will when i leave you lying there with cum dripping from your mouth. Let your limpdick stuffed-shirt classy gentleman poseur pander to your overwrought sense of civilized worth the next day when your too sore to fuck because the satyr has ravished your primal sense of being and has brought you closest to a meaning that fills the void, for a moment at least, until reason seizes you again from without and forces you down before your gods of vanity...But please keep in mind, thats just my "ideal" person