[B]I don't do hookups. Don't ask. [I][U]DON'T[/U] send me dick pictures.[/I] If you do either of those I will not reply. That is how I will know you did NOT read my profile.[/B] I am a [U]very open woman[/U]. I am a curvy woman, and I do squirt. However, it is A LOT of liquid, more like a waterfall! So, if you don't want to be gushed on ... I love being fingered, I like the feel of toys. It seems like every guy on here loves oral even more than fucking, which is sort of sad. Maybe you are not that guy, lol. I wish there was a category for rarely drinks because that would be me. I am not a weed person and can't be around even the smell, so if you are, we would not match. I have a lot of fantasies, I watch porn, but I am definitely looking for someone who tends toward a voyeur, rather than an exhibitionist like me!