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Two teenage boys arrested for drugs 4/5/2006 Two Teenage boys were picked up for doing drugs. When they went to court the judge said that he would like to give them a second chance if they could work in the community and convince young people 0 Comments, 586 Views, 0 Votes | |
Two nuns 4/5/2006 There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (S. It is getting dark and they are still far away from the 0 Comments, 177 Views, 0 Votes | |
Just out of jail 4/4/2006 Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car. The only thing he said was, "F.F." < 0 Comments, 142 Views, 0 Votes | |
The difference 4/4/2006 1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about 0 Comments, 82 Views, 0 Votes | |
Cheating husband 4/4/2006 A wife answers the door bell and a man asks her, "Lady, do you have a vagina?" and she slams the door shut. The next day the wife answers the door bell and its the same guy and he asks her, "Lady, 0 Comments, 167 Views, 0 Votes | |
Medium Size 4/4/2006 She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn't sure. So she asked how big I was and I said, "Compared to what?" She held up one finger and asked if I was that big. I said, "I'm bigger than 0 Comments, 115 Views, 0 Votes | |
Genie in the bottle 4/4/2006 A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will g 0 Comments, 100 Views, 0 Votes | |
Platjes 4/4/2006 Vier mannen zitten in de kroeg op te scheppen wie de grootste lul heeft. De eerste doetzijn gulp open en haalt hem eruit. Toch al gauw 15 centimeter. Da's nix volgens deanderen. De tweede haalt hem 0 Comments, 76 Views, 0 Votes |
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