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trump thought it was something about Apollo Creed and wanted nothing to do with it.
Posted:Dec 6, 2018 5:44 am
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2018 7:12 am
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As all of the former Presidents & First Ladies read and recite the Apostles’ Creed the trump clan remains silent. Perhaps it is too difficult to read the word of God when you've made a deal with the Devil?
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A Scary Time - Lynzy Lab: It's a very scary time for men and boys
Posted:Oct 13, 2018 10:00 am
Last Updated:Dec 6, 2018 6:13 am
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Watch her here youtube.com/watch?v=N34hehRgw9g

I can’t walk to my car late at night while on the phone
I can’t open up my windows when i’m home alone
I can’t go to a bar without a chaperone
And i can’t wear a mini skirt if its the only one i own

I can’t use public transportation after 7 pm
I can’t be brutally honest when you slide into my bs
I can’t go to the club just to dance with my friends
And i can’t ever leave my drink unattended

But it sure is a scary time for boys
Yeah gentlemen! Band together, make some noise
Its really tough when your reputation’s on the line
And any woman you’ve assaulted could turn up anytime

Yeah, it sure is a scary time for guys
Can’t speak to any women or look them in the eyes
Its so confusing, is it rappe or is it just being nice?
So inconvenient that you even have to think twice

I can’t live in an apartment if it's on the first floor
I can’t be wearing silk pajamas when i answer the door
I can’t have another drink even if i want more
I can’t make you feel invalid, unseen, or ignored

I can’t jog around the city with headphones on my ears
I can’t speak out against my rappist after 35 years
I can’t be taken seriously if i'm holding back tears
And i can’t ever speak earnestly about all my fears

But it sure is a scary time for dudes
Can’t text a girl repeatedly asking for nudes
Can’t make her have sex when she’s not in the mood
And what gives her the right to give you attitude??

Yeah, it sure is a scary time for men
Girls like to act like you’re to blame and they’re the victims
Her dress was short and she was drunk, she’s not so innocent
Thank god your dad’s the judge and you won’t be convicted

Oh wait...that’s right…

It’s not such a scary time for boys
They’ve always had the upper hand, they’ve always had a choice
It’s time for women to rise up,
Use our collective voice
The day to vote’s november 6, so let’s go make some noise
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Beachtung & Aufmerksamkeit
Posted:Sep 6, 2018 1:48 pm
Last Updated:Dec 6, 2018 6:14 am
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Attention!
Can you not chew gum and walk at the same time, too? If you hear her breathing getting heavier, faster, or if she starts to giggle, or starts to squirm or twitch – keep doing whatever it is you are doing!
Know how to use their fingers
If you’re going to use your fingers, don’t make her feel like she is getting molested. Think of your fingers as your penis, or maybe not… bottom line, don’t just “finger her, dude” – caress her vagina, slip your fingers in and out, don’t shove them in and out. Spend some time in there, gently massage the insides and get a little faster as you see her get worked up – attention to her reaction and finger it out.
It starts in the morning
As much as you don’t want to hear this, it’s a must if you want to have those spontaneous quickies and weekends filled with sex. What this means, essentially, is do everything you see in the chic flicks she watches, and you loathe. You’re going to have to do things like, kiss her on her forehead before you get out of bed, and take out the trash before she has to ask, pour her a glass of wine when getting yourself a beer - you get the fucking point. If you make efforts like these, your masturbating days are over. She will be so fucking happy, your dick will be her joystick.
Don’t use them as handles!
Really? I mean come on. You spend all day staring at her breasts like they’re made out of gold then you’re going to treat them like your bike handles when you actually get the privilege to touch them? Either learn to ride with no hands or learn how to handle her breasts. Caress them, tease them, pinch her nipples, spank them even – just don’t grab on for dear life as if it’s your first rodeo. Not sexy!
Do more than one thing at a time
This is not that hard. Think: chewing gum and walking at the same time… explore her body with your hands while your penis is having a date with her vagina. Firmly grab her hips and give a little squeeze, bring her leg up to your face so you can kiss her long legs and caress them, something, and anything just as long as it’s more than just sticking it in and out while you have two free hands! I mean, are you gay? Why would you not take advantage of being inside her and being able to touch her body at the same time?
Hygiene
If you think this doesn’t matter, think again.
Find her clitoris and show it some love, lick it like a lollipop and lap it like a dog
It’s easy to find and easy to please. Well, if, and when you do find it – be gentle. Start out by lightly massaging it, add a little pressure, move your fingers faster. If you do it just right, you’ll actually find that it feels so good she can barely stand it.
Nope, it’s not one or the other – it’s both! Start out licking it like a lollipop: take nice long licks, twirl your tongue on her clit, suck her clit, give it a little nibble, and hold it with your teeth while your tongue gives it a few more lickings. As she’s close to climaxing and pushing your head away from so much pleasure, start lapping her clitoris and entire vagina like a thirsty dog that can’t get enough water - that look in her eyes that you’ve never seen before, is a combination of “who the fuck are you?” “you must be god sent” and “I am going to fuck you to the point of no return.”
And by that time, she’ll just want you to fuck her – so the two minutes you do last will be perfect.
Be more adventurous
This does not include trying to get it in her ass - adventurous also means creative. attention to whether she has mentioned wanting to try something new. Surprise her by making a sly move while at dinner. Whatever it is, just be adventurous.

…so, if you want to keep those calluses on your hands, keep lying to yourself about why no woman will sleep with you more than once, and keep blaming her instead of fixing the real problem – you – then keep doing what you’re doing. If you want to not only get laid, but get your world fucked, follow the steps above. You will be amazed on how many women your one woman can be. She will fuck you like your whore, have sex with you like your mistress, and make love to you like your wife depending on how well you have been paying attention.
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Many FuckMates.mobi folks clearly suffer from this ...and likely unknowingly
Posted:Jul 3, 2018 10:59 am
Last Updated:Dec 6, 2018 6:14 am
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Adverse Childhood Events (ACEs)
Study-Physical Problems Due to Unresolved Trauma

From 1995-1997, Kaiser Permanente, a huge hospital in Southern California studied over 17,000 patients for this study. It asked questions about abuse and neglect that these patients may have received as a child such as: emotional abuse, physical abuse, sexual abuse, etc. What the study found was that people who were abused or neglected emotionally as children had a whole host of medical problems as adults.

These “events” made their brains develop differently than people who didn’t have abuse or neglect in childhood. This resulted in problems with thinking, socializing, and emotions. This led to risky health behaviors such as poor dietary and exercise habits, eating disorders, ignoring illness, addiction, and general bad self-care. Ignoring health led to in increased number of serious medical diseases such as diabetes, obesity, high blood pressure, and so on. It also resulted in social problems such as not being able to get along with others, having a poor support system (if any), and mental illness. This all results in early death due to complications of all of these issues.

It is normal for children to numb themselves or forget that abuse and neglect occurred. As adults those memories may break through and we may start to recall more than we want to. As we age many people try to distance or numb themselves from these thoughts, feelings and memories by “self medicating,” and abusing food (eating disorders), alcohol, drugs, tobacco, sex, or other things.

“ Persons who had experienced four or more categories of childhood exposure, compared to those who had experienced none, had 4- to 12-fold increased health risks for alcoholism, drug abuse, depression, and suicide attempt; a 2- to 4-fold increase in smoking, poor self-rated health, ≥50 sexual intercourse partners, and sexually transmitted disease; and a 1.4- to 1.6-fold increase in physical inactivity and severe obesity. The number of categories of adverse childhood exposures showed a graded relationship to the presence of adult diseases including ischemic heart disease, cancer, chronic lung disease, skeletal fractures, and liver disease. The seven categories of adverse childhood experiences were strongly interrelated and persons with multiple categories of childhood exposure were likely to have multiple health risk factors later in life.” ACEs study by Vincent J Felitti, MD, FACP; Robert F Anda, MD, MS; Dale Nordenberg, MD; David F WIlliamson MS, PhD; Alison M Spitz MS, MPH; Valerie Edwards BA; Mary P Koss, PhD; and James S Marks MD, MPH.

“Over the past 10 years, more than 20,000 American children are believed to have been killed in their own homes by family members. That is nearly four times the number of US soldiers killed in Iraq and Afghanistan. The child maltreatment death rate in the US is triple Canada’s and 11 times that of Italy. Millions of children are reported as abused and neglected every year.” www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15193530. Sadly, abuse is not rare.

Is there is a chance that you were abused or neglected but you’re not sure? Or maybe you are sure that it happened. Do you tell yourself, “It’s not that bad?” Does it cause you shame to think or talk about this? If so, you’re not alone as most people feel this way. But I would like you to remember, you were a victim, you were a child and you didn’t have the power to stop it. You may doubt that, but it is true. As an adult you are empowered to talk about this with someone who understands and can support you.

If you have a history of abuse and neglect you can get medical attention and regular check ups, eat right, exercise and be more health conscious. You can meet with a therapist who can help you look at the ways that this abuse or neglect has impacted your emotional health, relationships, etc as well. It is possible to be of healthy body and mind and it is a good thing to strive for. You are now educated and have the choice to ignore this or empower yourself to go get some help.

Some information taken from the following link where you can get more information: www.cdc.gov/violenceprevention/acestudy/about.html
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Our Brain Is the Largest Sex Organ
Posted:Feb 16, 2018 3:27 pm
Last Updated:Dec 6, 2018 6:16 am
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Science has a way of chasing experiential truths with tidy (or not-so-tidy) explanations, and so they speculate that there is a type of wire crossing that may occur in the sensory and motor cortices of the brain. For instance, the part of our brain that receives pleasurable signals from our genitals may share some of those pleasurable signals with an adjacent region of the brain that receives signals from the foot, or what used to be the foot. What would all the nerves in the world mean to us without our brain, after all?

Orgasm lights up more than just your loins. -Shanna Freeman

During sexual arousal and climactic orgasms, respectively, large parts of our brain light up with a flurry of activity, while other parts completely deactivate. There is a small region of the brain, just behind the left eye (lateral orbitofrontal), that completely deactivates. I find this particularly interesting in the con of Tantric eye gazing where a spiritually bonding activity involves partners staring into each others left eye- the receptive window into our soul. This is not necessarily practiced while engaged in sexual union, but often is.

Another interesting correlation is that during orgasm, 5% of our brain resembles that of the brain of somebody who is on heroin. Not only are orgasms healthier, though, they are a much less expensive habit to maintain in the long run.

While there aren't too many differences between men and women's brains in terms of what goes on during sex, there have been some specific studies conducted at the University of Groningen in the Netherlands that demonstrated a general difference between their female and male subjects when it came to the amygdala and hippocampus- the region of the brain that deals with fear and anxiety. Generally speaking, this region showed much less activity in the women during orgasm. In other words, feeling safe and having an orgasm were correlates for these women. An important side note is that conflating and then averaging out research results for such a large segment such as "female" or "male" completely negates the experiences of large subgroups within those segments. So basiy, take this research with a very large grain of salt.*

Because, in truth, orgasm is larger than the sum of its parts (or at least it feels like it!), I'll conclude with a poetic quote by Dr. Alfred Kinsey regarding this phenomenon:

Orgasm can be likened to the creendo, climax, and sudden stillness achieved by an orchestra of human emotions ... an explosion of tensions, and to sneezing.

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The Doctor is in
Posted:Sep 16, 2017 12:18 pm
Last Updated:Dec 6, 2018 6:17 am
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The Doctor is in
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FuckMates.mobi smoking demographics
Posted:Jul 10, 2017 2:27 pm
Last Updated:Dec 6, 2018 6:18 am
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What is with this weird FuckMates.mobi demographic of smokers?
Indeed a most curious linkage.

...did you all not get the memo?
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Fun with the Pubococcygeus - Can you say Ben Wa?
Posted:Jul 5, 2017 4:39 pm
Last Updated:May 17, 2018 6:20 pm
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As we age, we lose pelvic floor muscle tone unless we are actively exercising them. Some other contributing factors to loss of muscle tone include pregnancy, childbirth, and abdominal surgery. If you sometimes leak urine when you sneeze or cough, it's definitely time to start strengthening those Kegels, but you don't need to wait until you reach that point to reap the benefits of Kegel exercises.

How to:

So how do you exercise these muscles? First, by recognizing them. They are the muscles that you use to stop a stream of urine and the muscles that you clench your anus with. You can clench and unclench these muscles as you read this article. Go ahead, do it. You know you want to! Be sure not to tighten or clench your buttocks, thighs, abdomen, or any other surrounding muscles at the same time because this can weaken or counteract the effect on your pelvic floor muscles. Clench for 3-5 seconds, unclench for 5 seconds, clench again for 3-5 seconds, and then unclench again for 5 seconds. Do a set of 10, take a short break, repeat. See how many repetitions you can do before those muscles start feeling tired. Don't push yourself! All you're trying to do right now is look for your baseline—your starting point. Now that you've found how many repetitions you can do before getting too tired, repeat this number 3-4 times a day. You don't even necessarily have to set any special time aside for this. You can do this at a red light, while sitting at your desk, while drinking your morning coffee, etc. The important thing is to keep some sort of regimen and be patient for the results to manifest. You can slowly increase your repetitions and the intensity of your clenching (remember: don't clench your surrounding muscles!).

As you can see, you do not necessarily need a sexual medical device or special sex toy to work out those PC muscles, although they do help a lot and can be a lot of fun! There are stainless steel barbells designed for both vaginal and anal weight resistance training. There are weighted Kegel balls, and vibrating devices designed to strengthen your Kegels and bring you to orgasm simultaneously. Ben Wa balls or "orgasm" balls are simple, can be worn around for much of the day (just don't forget they're in there!), and can be a whole lot of fun. Some of these devices can be used for both vaginal and anal use, but many—like the Ben Wa balls—are strictly for vaginal use (never put anything up your rectum that does not have a flared base or was not designed specifically for that purpose).

Another delightful way of working out those sex muscles (again, for those with vaginas) is while they're wrapped around a penis or dildo. I'm sure your partner will agree. Not only does it increase their pleasure by having their penis massaged (and yes, you can feel it through a dildo, too), but also yours. I've massaged myself to orgasm while working out my PC muscles around a penis, cock, dildo, etc.

So although one does not necessarily need a device or prop to strengthen these muscles, having them can be very encouraging as it helps to quantify the improvement of your muscle tone as you're measuring it against various implements. Adding resistance also strengthens the effectiveness and efficiency of these exercises. And let's not forget, some of these props cross the line into some very sexually satisfying territory.

To sum up, work on those PC muscles if you're seeking stronger and more frequent orgasms, if you'd like to control your ejaculation better, if you experience any urine leakage when you sneeze or cough, if you like to stay fit, if you're curious, if you're bored, and just for fun!
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Your Entire Enterprise
Posted:Jun 3, 2017 11:11 am
Last Updated:Dec 6, 2018 6:19 am
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Your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment
Which may or may not contain a chicken

For those that are actually their gender as specified, apologies.

For those that are not, unfortunately this feeds you ... so it goes.

To combat these solitary gentlemen posing as Women and Couples
I have put in place a rigorous screening process
Well perhaps no so exacting
But dogged nonetheless


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Excellent Night for Moon Fucking - May 10th is the Flower Moon
Posted:May 9, 2017 5:40 pm
Last Updated:Dec 6, 2018 5:53 am
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Every full moon has its meaning in human history, but few are quite as beautiful as the Flower Moon. On Wednesday, May 10, at 5:42 p.m. Eastern time, the moon will rise, shining brightly for the casual observer on their way home from work. Though everybody in the Northern Hemisphere won’t be able to see the moon in full peak, if you are on the East Coast, the best time to observe is around 8 p.m. on May 10.
Go outside!

Why It’s Called the “Flower Moon”
The Native Americans have a name for every full moon of the year. Last month’s was the Pink Moon, which symbolized the coming of spring. May’s full moon is known as the Flower Moon because it rises when flowers are beginning to bloom and blossom.

Ojibwe tribes of the Great Lakes named it the Flower Moon or “Waawaaskone Giizis.” The Ontario Native Women’s Association says this is when the plants display their spirit sides and it is a time of spiritual exploration. The moon is also a sign of health and rejuvenation, specifically because the plants have healing medicines that become available when the plants blossom.
Sure enough, this moon is right on time, as even the trees are sprouting foliage right about now. It is also believed to be a time of fertility and a good time to bear children as the months get warmer.

Other tribes, like the Cree Nation in northern Montana and parts of Canada, refer to the May moon as the Frog Moon because it is the time of year frogs begin to wake up and chirp. The Algonquins called the moon the Corn Planting Moon as it is the time of year that corn can begin to be planted. They also call it the Milk Moon because milkweed begins to bloom.
How and When to See the “Full Flower Moon”

During this full moon, the moon will be in the sky for a shorter period of time than the sun because the moon is running below the celestial equator, so it has a shorter path and makes quicker rotations around Earth. In fact, it will only spend about ten hours in the horizon.

Appearance-wise, the Flower Moon will be larger because it is closer to the horizon. And because it isn’t crossing paths with any planets or nearby stars, it will stand out brighter than usual.
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