Reset Password
If you've forgotten your password, you can enter your email address below. An email will then be sent with a link to set up a new password.
Cancel
Reset Link Sent
If the email is registered with our site, you will receive an email with instructions to reset your password. Password reset link sent to:
Check your email and enter the confirmation code:
Don't see the email?
  • Resend Confirmation Link
  • Start Over
Close
If you have any questions, please contact Customer Service
Procrastination
 
General stuff including what I've been doing at the gym, random thoughts and some post match from nights out if I can be bothered.
Keywords | Title View | Refer to a Friend |
say hello
Posted:Sep 23, 2007 5:07 am
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2015 3:41 am
28218 Views

Hi guys i notice that people hav visited my blog but dont say hello "sob sob" so im putting this post up for u guys to say hi and let me know wot u think of my blog profile ect hope u all will leave a message andyx
0 Comments
My Profile
Posted:Oct 5, 2013 3:47 am
Last Updated:Mar 27, 2015 7:18 am
24248 Views
This is my profile for members who can't view it.

I'm 28 year old looking to meet new friends for some fun and games.
So anyway I like to chill out with mates watch movies chat about totally random stuff, love a heated debate and playing devils advocate is one of my favorite pastimes . I have a tattoo of an ace on my leg and I'm hoping to get some more, after saving loads of money a complex one on my whole lower leg,I now have my tongue pierced which was something i have wanted for ages and I'm so glad that i got it done

Since this is a sexually orientated site I'd best put what I'm into. As far as sex goes I'm open to most things not w/s though, love oral nothing better than licking a nice pussy. Like my partners to be able to be the dominant one in the bedroom from time to time.
Also I find the Welsh accent sexy!

Well that's me anything else you want to know just ask

My Ideal Person: My ideal person well thats a big thing not sure I have an ideal person. I have always enjoyed meeting loads of different people, none of my partners are like the others physically or in personality. Although that said I do like nice people who are not rude and don't take themselves too seriously. If asked I'd say dark hair over blonde but not too fussed really.
Think it would be awesome to make some new friends who were aware and maybe even active in the lifestyle but that doesn't mean im adverse to NSA fun or that Im only looking for mates a relationship would be great too.
Basically I'm open minded in what im looking for so come say hi even if we don't hook up would be great to go for a drink and meet some new people. Can never have too many friends.

So you should message me if you're awesome or you want a long and meaningless debate or you just fancy a chat.

Also if your a Welsh hottie then you really should message me I love you all.
wow if you got through all that well done I'll buy you a pint for the effort To claim pin come along to one of the Scots Corner social nights
0 Comments
Silence is broken
Posted:Feb 9, 2020 3:19 pm
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2020 1:26 pm
3779 Views

ok so haven't posted anything in forever on here as I don't use the site anymore.
It seemed it die out, unfortunately as it was once great
Right where to start.... where you left off asshat

5 Years in one post
So I continued recovering from my surgery and having some truly mindblowing sex with a few friends with benefits, "twas earth moving, physically. Twas warm and inviting, Emotionally"; a quote from the lovely lady from "holly shit balls"

I was elected to the board of trustees and became a Fairy Porter; performing a Galoshin at the mound and Holyrood, along with carrying a large wicker throne up Arthur's seat.

Continued to play games with mates and got into MTG

Got a job as Quartermaster, became a beer judge, hosted tastings in castles and cannal boats.

Started going to my LGS and playing commander. This was a biggie as made a great friend in the owner and had some truly awesome parties and fun as a result; saw him get married and have a little one. on that note became an uncle twice

Got to judge at Scottish beer awards finally after missing out the year before due to some bullshit! and gave out an award check me out

Company I was working for went belly up leaving me short at least a months wage, started my own company;fuck that's hard when you're poor.

moved in with great mate who loves beer, it was all aranged when we were both single then she went and got bf. Meant she was barely there. we got kicked out cause owners wanted to live there; this was a cunning lie, they just wanted to sell it; nearly two years later it is still on the marketsuckers!

Moved in on my own back in my part of town alright flat but no heating.

ok so I know I've missed lots; like the clingy couple, oh a six month relationship, the swingers camping trip then turned into a mansion party; where you met great swinger friend, a handfull of really fun socials, the persistent couple, a wedding , some great nights out and new friends.

but that brings me roughly up to the end of 2019.
0 Comments
Trailers
Posted:Apr 22, 2015 8:54 pm
Last Updated:Feb 10, 2017 5:32 am
12635 Views

This going to be a short post in reaction to something I just watched.

Movie trailers now they have changed over time but some are awful and some are good.
I just watched the original Mad Max trailer it's so bad that I wouldn't of watched the movie!
Now Mad Max 1 and 2 are great films; fuck the thunder dome, this got me thinking about trailers in general.
I understand why they exist ect but why do so many give so much away ?
I hate it when the best jokes in a comedy are in the trailer or when plot points or worse twists feature in the trailer.

Very few movies get this right one which fucking nailed it recently was Gone Girl if you haven't seen it do yourself a favour it's a really good movie and thats all I'll say about it.

I'd rather they gave me nothing from outside the opening 5/10 minutes of the movie that way you are not going to be sitting there thinking wonder when that awesome action scene from the trailer will happen. This also can mean you know the a character will survive to that point at least.
An example Movie which just launched the new Avengers movie, I know hulk fights Iron man, I know the Captain American's shield gets broken, I know Quicksilver Caps ass. I would rather not go in know all that cause all they had to do was tell me there was a new Avengers movie and I'd go see it.

Anyway rant over with

Cheeri
0 Comments
Finally "Holy Shit balls"
Posted:Apr 22, 2015 2:01 pm
Last Updated:Feb 9, 2020 2:15 pm
12850 Views

So I tried a few weeks back to post this blog but it was eaten by the internet so lets try this again.

So a month ago I post this blog Ridiculously horny about how I was really horny and the chief cause of my horniness that day was someone who I knew from the real world who had recognised me on here and made contact. Turned out we liked each other but neither of us had said. So this post is about when we finally met up.

If this was a movie that would be the end of the scrolling text/ voice-over part.


Cut to me Sunday the 29th March sitting at my Frankenstein computer.

Zoom to facebook chat window:

I'm not about to post our facebook chat, I'm not mad!

And so ends the bad movie pitch...

Back to the story, so on the Sunday night we agreed that she was going to come over to my place around 2pm and said goodnight.

That's when it hits me ; I am actually meeting her tomorrow for sexy fun times!

I am nervous, like bricking it. I haven't been nervous about having sex in nearly forever; At the risk of blowing my own horn,(not literally, I'm not that flexible), I am rather good in bed, in fact I can provide references that I am awesome.
So why was I suddenly nervous.

Well it could be a couple of things:
One I am still technically recovering from some major surgery: But I have been with someone since the surgery and she had some of the best sex she had ever had.

Two We are friends, what if it's weird ? what if we don't click ? But then for the best part of a year as it turns out we have been attracted to each other so the changes of that is slim.

Three and what I think the main reason was, it matters to me what she thinks about me/my performance. This stems from us being friends, and it's not that I haven't cared what previous playmates have thought.... well actually I haven't not in a misogynistic as long as I enjoy it type of way, cause for me to enjoy any kind of sex it's imperative that my partner has fun too. With her I was for some reason worried about it.

To the point that I actually called up an ex of mine to have a chat about it. She was the first person I was with after the first operation I had 9 years ago, so would be able to give a fair appraisal of me. Also she wouldn't lie to me cause she has no reason to. She reassured me that I had nothing to worry about.
So I went to bed feeling alot better about things.

Woke up early on the Monday; which is rare for me I HATE mornings gave the flat a bit of a clean made sure that I had fresh bedding on and that condoms, lube ect were close to hand. Good steward is always prepared

I was still a little nervous as it closer to the time, I got a message from her saying she was running late. Part of me a very small part almost hoped she was cancelling. But she wasn't and actually turned up early.

So she arrives I am still a little nervous, unsure how to proceed I let her and go to give her a hug/ kiss hello. She just goes for it and full on kisses me in the hallway. BOOM! Before any awkwardness or nervous have a chance to really build we are kissing and it feels sooooo good.

Next thing we are in the bedroom making out and losing clothes fast at first then slow it down. I am not going to write a blow by blow ;see what I did there account of our time together, you can use your imaginations.

I will say however that it was one of the most fun times I have ever had. She was even more amazing that I had thought. I loved going down on a women like it's one of my favourite things to do, but I have never enjoyed it as much as I did with her. At the risk of being vulgar she has the best tasting pussy ever.
She did a real number on my nervous system, I had muscles twitching, shaking ect and watching her enjoy herself is something that I will remember for the rest of my life it was amazing.
As I said I love oral 69 is one of/ if not my favourite positions, and "holy shit balls" ; that's a direct quote from the day, she was great. I have never had someone swallow me whole like that it was truly awesome. We ended in 69 with her on top but me literally fucking her mouth until I came and she didn't miss a beat and swallowed; both the fucking someone's mouth/throat and having a women swallow my cum no fuss are first for me.

It was just before that, we checked the time and realised it was just after 6 and we had been playing for 4 hours, it felt like 2 tops. I guess it is try that time flys when you are having fun, and oh what fun we were having.
When she eventually did leave she had to be somewhere at 7pm and I went to sleep that night I woke up 11 hours later! ; I normally sleep for 3/4 hours at a time

Genuinely thought she had broken me at first the next day when I did finally wake up,
but after moving around a bit realised I was only a little broken, although it was over a week before I was able to have sex again. This was due to sore abdominal muscles nothing else.

I am really looking forward to having fun with her again cause I think I will be even better. Also as time passes and my body heals I will be able to not get broken, which should lead to more fun for all. I think we will need to set aside more than 4 hours for the next meeting.

It just goes to show though if we hadn't of been on here it may not of happened, although I think at some point we may of hooked up. I can thank Fuck Mates for cutting down the wait time for us both.
0 Comments
Sex toys, a rare double standard
Posted:Mar 31, 2015 7:35 pm
Last Updated:Feb 9, 2020 2:16 pm
14098 Views
So I was re-reading a few tumblr posts from way back when and came across the photo attached.


As you can see there is a rare double standard highlighted by the photo.
This is that men who owe sex toys are sleazy perverts while women are seen as enlightened, confident women claiming their sexuality as their own.

So what I'm wondering is why ? at what point did the male P.R. team drop the ball on this ?

With almost every double standard we find that it swings wildly in favour of men, so why is this one different ?

Well I have a few theories about this.
First there is the equipment itself men have cock and ball and to get them off is rather simple/ mechanical; up, down repeat until splat.
While women are much more complicated and vary between how they get off, also they can have different types of orgasms.



This left the sex toy industry with an issue when dealing with men, they were left with two options:
1. Make very expensive and realistic sex dolls. Chaps who own these are viewed as perverts probably due the cost of these dolls and that they are life size toys; this can bring the stigma, that they can't get a real women because there is something wrong with them.
2. Make cheap masturbators which essentially are just sleeves/glove type toys which are used to add extra stimulation. The issue with these I believe may be that due to the image of cheap and nasty early models people who use them receive the same bad P.R.

In the last 15-20 years or so there has been massive advancement in the range of sex toys made for women, arguably it all really started with Ann Summers (at least in the UK) and the Rampant Rabbit.

Prior to the Ann Summers the only place you could buy sex toys were from, lets face it seedy little sex toys down dodgy back alleys. This was before internet shopping was a big thing. So when Ann Summers arrived with not only inviting high street stores but you could host a party have your friends round see the products in a safe and comfortable environment and discreetly place your order. Women went wild for it, the growth of the company showed that women for many walks of life wanted to have fun with toys.

This along with the Rampant Rabbit and it's mainstream press; appearing on Sex in the City; which at the time was a big show with a massive following. This made the idea of a women owning a sex toy not just ok but fashionable and aspirational.

While us guys we have never had that moment where male icons are coming forward and admitting that they own or have even tried sex toys.

A reason for this could be that men feel threatened by the idea of sex toys; I know of one of my friends husband who has thrown out his wife's sex toys because " what do you need those for , you've got me" and in owning a toy they somehow feel like less of a man.

Another reason which is terrible and disturbing in this day and age could be that owning a sex toy can be see as something which a gay man would do, ; I would like to point out that this isn't what I think, merely an educated guess at why this is the way thing are.

And sadly as you can see from the number of out athletes for example; One NFL player and One professional rugby player in either code: and that was at the end of his career. That there is still major issues with sexuality for guys.

This go's back to the "I'm a manly man, I don't need sex toys"

I should go on to mention that in the last 5 years or so there have been a wide range of toys entering the market for men which have gained more media notice without the negative connotations; for example Fleshlight, Rocks Off and to a lesser extent TENGA. These brands mark a change of attitude emerging about male sex toy use, however it has a long way to go to reach parity with women.

I write this as a man who over the last ten years or so has owned a number of sex toys and has had done so unashamedly. However I have faced negative reactions for friends and even once a girlfriend.

Back around the time I joined this site in fact; a time of sexual awakening for me, I was dating a girl who was bi and had at the time even been with more women than men. I thought she was open minded and adventurous, however when she found out that I owned a couple of sex toys; these were a couple of vibrating butt plugs and vibrating anal beads, she flipped out.
She asked was I gay ?
Was she not enough for me ?
How could I be so depraved ?
I explained to her that I wasn't gay, that I didn't want anyone but her and that she was an amazing lover; which at the time was true, she is still very good. I explained about the prostate and how it was like the male G-spot.
She eventually calmed down and even tried giving me head while using the beads; it lasted a bout 30 seconds before she said it put her off too much.
But what she did do was go tell all her friends at work about it. I was then invited out to drinks with them unaware that she had told them, but when we were playing "I have never" and one of them brought up anal sex toys I knew she had told them.
So I drank and they laughed. I was pissed at her and that they had tried to make me feel bad about it, she even had the balls to say it was my fault that she had told them and that if I was embarrassed that I shouldn't have them.
That is the kind of attitude that surrounds male sex toys. Even now from some of my friends if they find out I own toys they give me a funny look or call me gay; yes I have some immature friends, I grew up in the sporting fraternity, it has a long way to go.

I would like to point out that some of the views in this blog are not my views as such more I hypothesis on why those view are held by others.
I think that more guys should own sex toys and should not feel ashamed to do so.


Anyway this has been one hell of a ramble, well done if you made it to the end. I will in the next day or two post one about the other rare double standard Bisexuality. So you have that to look forward to, in the mean time have fun be it with a partner/s or with your toys people.

Cheeri
1 comment
Murder Mystery
Posted:Mar 27, 2015 9:02 am
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 7:26 am
13422 Views

So I had meant to post about this topic a few days ago, as I was heading to a Murder Mystery last night and wanted to hear from people who had maybe been to one before.

But I never got round to it so instead I'm just going to do a short post about popping my Murder Mystery cherry.

So first off this is not the kind of thing I would normally sign up for; guess roll play isn't my thing
But this one was being organised by a friend from her college course so a group of us went along to support her.
Prior to the night of the event we were sent out a brief outline of the scenario and who the characters were and some outfit suggestions.

The way it was going to work was 6 main characters/suspects and in the email we were told which character our group would be associated with; now obviously you can't have 6 of each character running around that would just get confusing so they made it that we would pick a group leader and they would be the main character and the rest of us were supporting the role but had all the information when questioned for example: The group I was in was Anna Moneypenny (I know) and her student friends or there was the corrupt detective Kat Lawless (Yep super subtle) and her police officers.

The thing was the email which was sent on mass; so I got everyone who was going to be in the same groups e-mail addresses and they got mine. Now I know some of you may be thinking whats the problem there it's only an e-mail address. I have a few different e-mail addresses depending on how it will be used and thinking it would e used responsibly I gave out my personal one. You'll either get why I'm pissed of at this or you won't.

Anyway they had included outfit suggestions for all 6 characters in the e-mail meaning before the mystery had even started I knew one women was with the Russian mafia, one guy was with the Italian mafia, that the police were corrupt and that the bouncer was actually an under cover agent. Taking into account that I was in another character group, I now knew alot about 5 of the 6 characters before we had even started.

So going in with low expectations the night began...
Free drink on entry; hazzah
It was explained that there would be four rounds of 30 mins with a break after two for a buffet.
Each round would add more clues to who had done the murder most foul.
Now we were given secrets that we should only divulge if asked directly, as well as some misinformation to through people off.
If I am totally honest I may not of been taking it very seriously and defiantly took the misinformation to a higher level, add to that a sarcastic tone and a couple of groups were very confused.

An example of this was there was a night club up for sale that is where the murder happened, so people were asking if your character was looking to buy it now the owner had turned up dead. Baring in mind my character is a chemistry student my response of " well the student loan was pretty big this year, so yeah I'm thinking about buying the club" should not of been taken seriously but people were writing that shit down!
It was at that point I realised that I could have more fun playing my own game of causing chaos than trying to solve the murder.
I was like a mischievous little devil whispering from people shoulders. It got to the point that after round 3 the corrupt detective felt the need to get up and try to denounce the rumour that his character Kat Lawless was the stations bike; not helped by the MC getting confused and rather than denouncing it, confirmed it. The other officers in round one said they called her Kit kat; I made the classic rugby player joke of " cause four fingers" that was the beginning of that rumour which was nurtured during rounds 2/3.
By round four I had come to the conclusion it was a terminator sent back from the future, based on the evidence that there had been a power fluctuation just before the murder and that ... well mainly that, also it would of been awesome if the organisers had put in that twist.

So turns out the murder was a Mr d' Deadly who had connection to the Italian Mafia but that the over 5 also all wanted to kill the victim and just hadn't gotten round to it yet. Madness.

So anyway overall I had fun mainly due to gin and tonics, good company and causing mild chaos.
Would I do one again ? Maybe actually cause like many things in life you don't know until you try it if you'll have fun.

This post was longer and more rambling than I had planned but oh well

also have any of you been to one of these type of evenings ? if so what was it like ? Maybe you went to a professionally run one, would good to hear how they differ.

Cheeri
0 Comments
Ridiculously horny
Posted:Mar 25, 2015 11:42 am
Last Updated:Apr 22, 2015 1:08 pm
13493 Views

So I find myself ridiculously horny at the moment, like last night I was so horny I couldn't get to sleep till around 8am!

Just had a cold shower still horny, I don't know where the idea that a cold shower helps comes from but its wrong.

I'm sure a part of me being horny is getting some last week.
It's like when you are not getting any for a while you get used to not having any playtime, then it's like BOOM holy shit and you remember just how much fun it is and you want it all the time.
I guess in some ways it's a bit like losing your virginity all over again, having sex after a long break.
I mean it did feel a bit like being a again, but with the added bonus of knowing what you are doing so it's even better.

The other reason and I think this may be the main one is that I had a worlds collide moment.
Someone I knew from the real world had recognised me on here; little did I know that she had spotted me 2 months ago but kept quite about it until we started chatting a bit more on here.

Have any of you had someone from the real world find you on here ?
How did it go ?

For me at first she teased a little, letting me know that she knew me but not saying who she was. Eventually after a few clues she put me out of my misery, the really weird thing about it as we chatted we discovered that we each had a soft spot for the other but had never said anything.

I wonder if we ever would of if it hadn't for her seeing me one here... makes you think; if you don't take that shot you never know and could miss out on something potentially brilliant.

So now we just need to find time to play; I'd say in our busy schedules but I have so much free time at the moment I'm thinking of writing a book. So I am sure that at some point we will have some fun together.

And this is why I think I am super horny cause I think having fun with her will be awesome, but cause we haven't set when it's like a really long drawn out tease; which I am generally a big fan of a good tease, but at the moment I am too horny to think about drawing this out too long.
I also know there is a chance she will read this; hopefully you are ok with me posting this if not let me know and I will remove it.

Also thinking about updating the photos on my profile got some serious scarage now. Any advice from the hivemind or photographers on best way/style, also what kind of shots do lady's want to see ? oh also if you want to help take said photos that would be cool too; just drop me a line on here or through the mail system.

Anyway thats todays first ramble there may be another one later

Cheeri
0 Comments
Sore but totally worth it
Posted:Mar 24, 2015 6:01 pm
Last Updated:Mar 31, 2015 3:12 pm
13867 Views

So I have been really erratic as always with posting in here, but time for a catch up.

So my December post hinted that I had undergone some major surgery.
I had what is know as a pouch surgery; this was a follow up operation to having my large intestine removed 9 years ago.

In doing the surgery they had to cut me from 3/4 forth abdominals down to the pubic muscles; right down the middle, also cause I had a stoma from the previous surgery they had to deal with that. It involved a hole on my right obliques.
When the surgeon went in to deal with the stoma site she found a hernia the size of a fist; turns out I should of been in agony but hadn't noticed ooops. Once she had dealt with that she had to unravel my very tangled small intestine; the one I have left, and form a J-pouch with it and attach it where my rectum used to be; she had to take it out to. The whole operation took about 11 hours, a serious shift from my amazing surgeon. Then after 15 days in hospital I was released back into the wild, but told to take it easy.

Now the last time I had this kind of surgery I was down at Hartpury for university six weeks later; it was freshers so I came of the pain meds and hit the booze. And apart from the odd soreness after pushing myself too hard at badminton or my picking up my friend Ashleigh; she was only little, I was fine.

This time around it is taking me so much longer to get anywhere back to healthy.
I have been told it will be July/August before I can do any core work or heavy lifting.
This is not helped by having to adjust my diet, it was only at the start of this month that I have been able to incorporate fruit and veg into it. Still no beer or spicy food yet.

Anyway now to the sore but worth it bit;

I'm hoping by the end of summer I'll be talking about the whole surgery thing in those terms,

Last Thursday I randomly met a girl off of Tinder.
We had started chatting that day, she was up in Aberdeen visiting her sister but heading back to Edinburgh that night. We chatted about this and that;

turns out her dads a minister and she goes to church every Sunday.

Each to their own: but I was thinking not going to be having any sexy fun times with her any time soon.
So we are chatting away and I ask her if she has seen Brick;

it's a great movie with joseph gordon-levitt in it.

She had not see it I told her she should. She makes what I think is a joke about film night at mine tonight, saying her train gets in at nearly midnight. At least I thought it was a joke so went along, we chatted some more then she asks for my address incase her battery dies. I give her my address thinking she isn't actually going to turn up;

but still change the sheets and have a shower, cause you never know.

So she turns up we have a drink start chatting I put the movie on but we are chatting and not really watching about half way through she points out that she has no idea what is going on. So we switch to Con Air and play card games while watching that. By the time Con air is finished;

great background movie btw.

It's getting close to 3 and I am starting to wonder where this is going; it's reached the point where if she is going to catch a bus home she should be leaving about now, she says it's my turn to pick the next movie;

guess she is staying the night, I have a spare room so there is no implied sexy fun times.

I start flicking through my case of dvds, trying to decide what we should watch; having missed with Brick, I was thinking mindless action;

she had chosen Con Air.

She spots Sharpe and asks if we can watch Sharpes Waterloo. Anyway so we are watching that and most of the way through it she starts stretching her neck and shoulders. Being the courteous host that I am I offer to give her a neck rub, will one thing leads to another and next thing you know we are making out like a couple of teenagers.
After a bit she asks if we can lose some clothes I suggest we move to the bedroom;

by this point I am thinking great may get some hands stuff even some oral if I'm lucky

And boy was I lucky it started with some oral for her but after she came, she wanted more so it was full blown sex;
Bare in mind that I had not had any since mid November, due to the surgery
Well it was great we switch through a few different positions both had a really good time, then got cleaned up, went for a sleep woke up in the around 11:30, made out some more and then she had to leave.
I did meet her again on Saturday but we just went to the National museum and Greyfriars, no funny business.

To be totally honest the main reason for no funny business on Saturday was that I was sore across my core, by the time I got home after walking around all day I was bloody shattered. So as I say it was sore but worth it.

It was great to know that I have reached the point in my recovery where I am able to have sex with someone and it not be a major issue, I mean of course that wasn't my best performance my cardio is way down and I am limited with movement/ positions, but that doesn't mean I can't connect with someone on a physical level and both of us have some fun.

Holy Shit that is a ramble, well done if you got through all that. Also in regards to my previous post, I have new monitor so can now use frankenstein again so expect more rambling. You have been warned

Also feel free to comment but if it's about my writing style or grammar ; Fuck off I don't care, I'm dyslexic.
1 comment
bothersome
Posted:Mar 11, 2015 4:49 am
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 7:26 am
13498 Views

I am currently having access the site using my xbox one, my monitor having died a couple of weeks back. This is really frustrating as there is no keyboard, so it takes an age to type anything. Also chat doesn't work and you can't open tabs without reloading the page.
All in all very bothersome
0 Comments
A very quiet festive season
Posted:Dec 21, 2014 6:29 am
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2015 6:06 pm
15287 Views

So as always it has been a long time since my last post on here.

I will be having avery quiet and dull festive season this year as I am recovering from major surgery.
To be continued......
0 Comments
Blowing off some steam
Posted:Feb 28, 2014 7:01 am
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2014 6:21 am
20489 Views

So had one hell of a week and I'm looking to blow off some steam before getting stuck back into the mix on Monday.

I'm really in the mood to eat some pussy so if any women in Edinburgh are up for that drop me a line.

Also looking for suggestions for things going on in the Burgh, not just sexy fun times

Does anyone have any ideas on how I should unwind ?

How do you blow off steam after a hard week ?

Would be great to meet someone to have a relaxing Saturday, chill out watch a movie, go for a drink, have some fun and laze around in bed.

Please comment if you are going to view this post even if it's just "hello"
1 comment
Pre-drinking rules
Posted:Dec 27, 2013 4:19 pm
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 7:26 am
21368 Views

1. You bring it you drink it; none of this turn up with a shit bottle of white wine for communal drinks but drink the good red stuff others brought.

2. If you don’t drink it you share it; now this rule is subjective it depends on the dynamic of the group but it’s general good house keeping to share.

3. Drinking games are Mandatory; if you’re in the room you’re playing the game, tee-teetotallers can have a designated drinker or it’s split between the group but you are playing.

4. Chundering is frowned apon; come on peeps it’s pre-drinks even a tactical chunder at this point is a fail.

5. The host is GOD; not literally but house rules apply, drinking game rule, party foul rules, always in play rules abide or get the fuck out.

6. GOD is the DJ; basically if you’re a guest don’t fuck with the play list, the play list has been cultivated over time with input from all the regulars. If you want a tune ask and pre-drink more often.

7. When it’s time to go out be ready; You all knew this was coming, surely it’s not caught you off guard that you’re going out. What did you think the getting dressed up and drinking was for ? It’s called pre-drinking for a reason.

7.1. And if you or one of the crew are feeling flush that means there is a taxi waiting so have your shit together people!

7.2. Fun fact most clubs are cheaper if you can make it there before midnight.

8. Nobody gets left behind; this means if someone runs out of drink top them up, Go Team! these things have a habit of coming back round so give and you shall receive. (Andy. 16.54 book of Fuzzy Logic)

9. If you are doing shots pour for everyone; just like school have you brought enough for everybody ? No then don’t have one yourself. Sharing shots make them more fun anyway FACT.

10. If a friend of a friend is there make an effort; just saying hello is not making an effort it’s just a start. Remember freshers is a long way behind you now you’re a crew, a gang, loosely connected group of co-dependant borderline alcoholics or even just a group of good mates. You have your inside jokes and know where each others line is; in some cases so far away it stopped being a dot a long time ago, but this new person is from an outside world which is different from your own so be nice and bring them down to your level…mahahaha

11. Have glasses to drink from; the host may be GOD but if you don’t provide glasses for people to mix their drinks in then you’ll have some Deicide on your hands and that’s messy so buy some plastic cups.

11.1. Plastic cups are great for drinking games as everyone has the same volume in their glass also beer pong and flip-cup with glass is where madness lies.

12. If your crush is there it is way too early to make a move; don’t make things awkward for everyone by getting shot down or worse not getting shot down making out unless part of a game is not acceptable behaviour at pre-drinks that goes double for couples.

12 rules or commandments which can be applied to anyone’s pre-drinks.

remember drink responsibly.
0 Comments

To link to this blog (Horny18425) use [blog Horny18425] in your messages.

  Horny18425 38M
38 M
February 2020
Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
            1
 
2
 
3
 
4
 
5
 
6
 
7
 
8
 
9
1
10
 
11
 
12
 
13
 
14
 
15
 
16
 
17
 
18
 
19
 
20
 
21
 
22
 
23
 
24
 
25
 
26
 
27
 
28
 
29
 

Recent Visitors

Visitor Age Sex Date

Most Recent Comments by Others

Post Poster Post Date
Finally "Holy Shit balls" (1)ChromeNation
Apr 22, 2015 2:35 pm
Sore but totally worth it (3)dayzeeme
Mar 24, 2015 7:24 pm
Blowing off some steam (2)TicklePlease
Feb 28, 2014 9:23 am
Aaaahhhhhhhhh (2)SactoNative
Oct 5, 2013 3:28 am
Life back in Edinburgh (2)SpontiFick
Sep 7, 2013 2:14 am
last nite (2)rm_ginger459
Sep 30, 2007 2:48 pm
True or false (6)babygirl19668
Aug 19, 2007 9:12 am
Back in bonnie Scotland (2)rm_ginger459
May 29, 2007 4:05 pm
woooooooooooooooooooooo (2)rm_ginger459
Feb 24, 2007 1:42 pm
Im bored (4)markuk1970
Feb 23, 2007 10:39 am
Meeting people (1)friendlychick75
Feb 22, 2007 1:14 pm