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👄ðŸ˜ŧðŸ˜ē Good fun  

pal334 69M  
49509 posts
7/9/2020 7:34 am

Last Read:
7/10/2020 3:28 pm

👄ðŸ˜ŧðŸ˜ē Good fun


I am sharing a couple of jokes today. I like the sounds of laughing and guffaws. So here it goes, I hope they brighten your day. Please share one of yours if you can.

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A famous American golfer is invited to go to China for a golfing tournament. From the second he gets there, he is treated like a king. He is given five-star treatment in a five-star hotel until the day of the tournament. The night before the tournament, he is sitting in his hotel room watching TV. A hot Asian girl walks up to his room and he says, "Wow. They must really love me here." He begins to have sex with her the whole night. She continues to scream, "Chung Hoi! Chung Hoi!," but he ignores it. At the tournament, the American golfer gets a hole-in-one and gets really excited. He starts yelling, "Chung Hoi! Chung Hoi!" One of the Chinese golfers says, "What do you mean 'WRONG HOLE'?"

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A little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his mother
asked if he had done his chores. "Not yet" said the little boy.

His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores.

He goes to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows
and kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
eggs.
I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon. I also saw you kick the
cow, so you aren't getting any mil"

His father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he's walking
into the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother and says, "Are you going to tell him,
or should I?"


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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
7/9/2020 7:36 am

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands. The girl watches him and says, “You must be a dentist” The guy, surprised, says “Yesâ€Ķhow did you figure that out?” The girl says, “Easyâ€Ķ you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they were done, the girl says, “You must be a great dentist.” The guy, now with a boosted ego says, “Yes, I sure am a great dentist. How did you figure that out?” The girl says, “Easyâ€Ķ I didn’t feel a thing!”



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1seeking1 58F
3767 posts
7/9/2020 8:40 am

Lol thanks for sharing and making me smile.


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
7/9/2020 8:45 am

Those are good ones, Pal.

A young couple were dismayed when their baby boy was born without eyelids. The doctor reassured them that a simple surgery would fix the problem. "We will make new eyelids using your son's foreskin. The only side effect is that he will end up being a little cockeyed."

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
7/9/2020 8:58 am

Some great jokes this morning thanks for the laughs.. I hope your day keeps you laughing too..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


donsv1962 61M

7/9/2020 9:03 am

Good stuff!

I want to take you into the fiery lair of steamy sexual delight on this hot sultry night.


SimpleLatina 59F
3447 posts
7/9/2020 9:30 am

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
7/9/2020 7:34 pm

Lol ty for brightening my day hugs V

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
7/10/2020 3:23 pm

    Quoting 1seeking1:
    Lol thanks for sharing and making me smile.
It is my pleasure

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
7/10/2020 3:24 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    Those are good ones, Pal.

    A young couple were dismayed when their baby boy was born without eyelids. The doctor reassured them that a simple surgery would fix the problem. "We will make new eyelids using your son's foreskin. The only side effect is that he will end up being a little cockeyed."
Yikes! Actually that is a good one, thanks for sharing it

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
7/10/2020 3:25 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Some great jokes this morning thanks for the laughs.. I hope your day keeps you laughing too..
I am glad they got you

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
7/10/2020 3:26 pm

    Quoting  :

I smile when you smile

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
7/10/2020 3:26 pm

Excellent!

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
7/10/2020 3:27 pm

    Quoting SimpleLatina:
    Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
    Man: "Yes!"
    Reporter: "Name?"
    Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
    Reporter: "Sex?"
    Man: "Three to five times a week."
    Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
    Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
    Reporter: "Holy cow!"
    Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
    Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
    Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
    Reporter: "Oh dear!"
    Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
You got me good with that

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
7/10/2020 3:28 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Lol ty for brightening my day hugs V
That is my goal

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